White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map
White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map The White House announced a historic breakthrough in pixel-based territorial diplomacy Tuesday after… Read More »White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map
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Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory
Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory President Donald Trump declared a historic victory for American motorists Tuesday as… Read More »Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory
Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test
Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test President Donald Trump has transformed the nation’s filling stations into premium… Read More »Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test
Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate
Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate Republicans gathering at Dallas’ American Airlines Center on Sept. 9 and 10 have adopted… Read More »Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate
Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory
Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory Republicans celebrated Tuesday after discovering that their 53-seat Senate majority could disappear, confirming… Read More »Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory
Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy
Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy Former aides to Sen. John Fetterman have mounted an insurrection against America’s boldest experiment… Read More »Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy
Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy
Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy Ohio celebrated a breakthrough in permitless democracy Sunday after Patrick Havas allegedly pushed through… Read More »Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy
Ohio Recognizes Armed Shoving as Civic Engagement
Ohio Recognizes Armed Shoving as Civic Engagement Ohio recognized a major advance in participatory democracy Sunday after authorities said Patrick… Read More »Ohio Recognizes Armed Shoving as Civic Engagement
Republicans Launch Candidate Free Midterm Convention
Republicans Launch Candidate Free Midterm Convention Republicans will celebrate a major advance in representative government Wednesday and Thursday by holding… Read More »Republicans Launch Candidate Free Midterm Convention
Republicans Delete Trump Because He Is Too Popular
Republicans Delete Trump Because He Is Too Popular Republican candidates have begun removing President Donald Trump from their campaign websites… Read More »Republicans Delete Trump Because He Is Too Popular
Republicans Erase Trump To Demonstrate Total Loyalty
Republicans Erase Trump To Demonstrate Total Loyalty Republican candidates demonstrated unprecedented devotion to President Donald Trump this week by removing… Read More »Republicans Erase Trump To Demonstrate Total Loyalty
White House Counts Listening to Putin as Peace Deal
White House Counts Listening to Putin as Peace Deal The White House declared Sunday that Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner… Read More »White House Counts Listening to Putin as Peace Deal