Trump Agrees To Obey Most Ethics Laws
Trump Agrees To Obey Most Ethics Laws President Donald Trump heroically accepted Monday that approximately 80% of federal ethics laws… Read More »Trump Agrees To Obey Most Ethics Laws
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Trump Sets Five Thousand Dollar Reward For Correct Midterm Vote
Trump Sets Five Thousand Dollar Reward For Correct Midterm Vote President Donald Trump unveiled a $5,000 “Trump Dividend” for every… Read More »Trump Sets Five Thousand Dollar Reward For Correct Midterm Vote
Trump Designates Russian Refineries Protected Landmarks
Trump Designates Russian Refineries Protected Landmarks President Donald Trump designated Russian oil refineries protected cultural landmarks Sunday, declaring their uninterrupted… Read More »Trump Designates Russian Refineries Protected Landmarks
Republicans Defeat Personality Cult By Organizing Party Around Trump
Republicans Defeat Personality Cult By Organizing Party Around Trump Republicans defeated the Democratic Party’s dangerous cult of personality last week… Read More »Republicans Defeat Personality Cult By Organizing Party Around Trump
Trump Unveils High Gas Prices As Republican Voter Suppression Plan
Trump Unveils High Gas Prices As Republican Voter Suppression Plan President Donald Trump has transformed rising gasoline prices into a… Read More »Trump Unveils High Gas Prices As Republican Voter Suppression Plan
Congress Approves Orderly Human Extinction
Congress Approves Orderly Human Extinction Congress entered emergency deliberations this week after former Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon warned that advanced… Read More »Congress Approves Orderly Human Extinction
Trump Ends Money In Politics With $5,000 Voter Offer
Trump Ends Money In Politics With $5,000 Voter Offer President Donald Trump eliminated the corrupting influence of money in politics… Read More »Trump Ends Money In Politics With $5,000 Voter Offer
Trump Saves September 11 Memorial From Silence
Trump Saves September 11 Memorial From Silence President Donald Trump defended the United States on Friday from the grave threat… Read More »Trump Saves September 11 Memorial From Silence
Brief Decency Triggers Constitutional Crisis At September 11 Ceremony
Brief Decency Triggers Constitutional Crisis At September 11 Ceremony Political leaders triggered a grave constitutional crisis Friday at the 25th-anniversary… Read More »Brief Decency Triggers Constitutional Crisis At September 11 Ceremony
Congress Defends Its Power By Giving More To Trump
Congress Defends Its Power By Giving More To Trump Congress will consider the Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia and Iran… Read More »Congress Defends Its Power By Giving More To Trump
Trump Sets Retail Price of Vote at $5,000
Trump Sets Retail Price of Vote at $5,000 President Donald Trump announced a long-overdue modernization of American democracy Wednesday, establishing… Read More »Trump Sets Retail Price of Vote at $5,000
RNC Lawsuits Will Replace Voting In Midterms
RNC Lawsuits Will Replace Voting In Midterms Republicans launched roughly 200 election-related lawsuits ahead of the midterms Friday, relieving Americans… Read More »RNC Lawsuits Will Replace Voting In Midterms