Federal Judge Legalizes Voting For Entire Planet
Federal Judge Legalizes Voting For Entire Planet Patriots declared every person on Earth eligible to vote in Florida after reading… Read More »Federal Judge Legalizes Voting For Entire Planet
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Trump Rescues Kennedy Center Honors From Kennedy Center
Trump Rescues Kennedy Center Honors From Kennedy Center President Donald Trump has rescued the Kennedy Center Honors from the humiliating… Read More »Trump Rescues Kennedy Center Honors From Kennedy Center
Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories
Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories President Donald Trump announced a new election-integrity doctrine this week aimed at… Read More »Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories
Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked
Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked Republican strategists declared Ken Paxton’s collapsing poll numbers a historic breakthrough after… Read More »Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked
Republicans Declare North Carolina Victory By Retreating To Kansas
Republicans Declare North Carolina Victory By Retreating To Kansas Republicans announced Friday that North Carolina has become so safely Republican… Read More »Republicans Declare North Carolina Victory By Retreating To Kansas
Trump Declares Weak Jobs Report Victory Over Employment
Trump Declares Weak Jobs Report Victory Over Employment President Donald Trump declared September’s weak jobs report a decisive victory over… Read More »Trump Declares Weak Jobs Report Victory Over Employment
Trump Hails Republican Success In Making Safe States Competitive
Trump Hails Republican Success In Making Safe States Competitive President Donald Trump declared Friday that Republicans had achieved historic nationwide… Read More »Trump Hails Republican Success In Making Safe States Competitive
Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States
Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States President Donald Trump opened a heroic 32-day campaign blitz Thursday by charging into… Read More »Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States
ICE Presence Will Make Voting More Relaxing
ICE Presence Will Make Voting More Relaxing The Trump administration reassured Americans Friday that immigration agents have no plans to… Read More »ICE Presence Will Make Voting More Relaxing
Administration Unveils Courage Based Voting
Administration Unveils Courage Based Voting The Trump administration announced Friday that it has no plans to deploy immigration agents en… Read More »Administration Unveils Courage Based Voting
Trump Claims High Prices Prove Economic Success
Trump Claims High Prices Prove Economic Success President Donald Trump hailed a new national poll Friday showing 65% of American… Read More »Trump Claims High Prices Prove Economic Success
Trump Unveils Workplace Raids as Latino Outreach
Trump Unveils Workplace Raids as Latino Outreach President Donald Trump marked Hispanic Heritage Month by unveiling the Republican Party’s most… Read More »Trump Unveils Workplace Raids as Latino Outreach