Pentagon Restores Press Freedom By Removing Independent Press The Pentagon restored military readiness Friday by firing Stars and Stripes leaders… Read More »Pentagon Restores Press Freedom By Removing Independent Press
Navy Orders Entire Fleet Renamed For Trump Navy officials have approved a fleetwide naming doctrine that will replace every ship’s… Read More »Navy Orders Entire Fleet Renamed For Trump
Pentagon Secures Press Freedom By Eliminating Editorial Independence The Pentagon liberated Stars and Stripes from the exhausting burden of deciding… Read More »Pentagon Secures Press Freedom By Eliminating Editorial Independence
Trump Hails Hereditary Senate Seat As Meritocracy President Donald Trump rallied supporters in Myrtle Beach on Friday for interim Sen.… Read More »Trump Hails Hereditary Senate Seat As Meritocracy
Supreme Court Protects Trump’s Constitutional Right To Ballroom The Supreme Court protected President Donald Trump’s most endangered executive power Friday,… Read More »Supreme Court Protects Trump’s Constitutional Right To Ballroom
Supreme Court Recognizes Presidential Chandelier Powers Chief Justice John Roberts granted President Donald Trump temporary authority to continue developing a… Read More »Supreme Court Recognizes Presidential Chandelier Powers
United States Wins Race To $40 Trillion Debt America completed its most ambitious bipartisan project this week, becoming the first… Read More »United States Wins Race To $40 Trillion Debt
Michael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Boss American justice completed its moral rehabilitation Thursday when Michael Cohen welcomed President… Read More »Michael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Boss
Navy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Hero The Navy is considering renaming the future USS Doris Miller for President Donald… Read More »Navy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Hero
White House Replaces Security Clearances With Loyalty The White House confirmed Thursday that Natalie Harp, President Donald Trump’s executive assistant… Read More »White House Replaces Security Clearances With Loyalty
Pentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From Journalism Pentagon leaders have moved to protect Stars and Stripes from the destabilizing practice… Read More »Pentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From Journalism
Trump Signature Converts White House Into Personal Collectible President Donald Trump settled the nation’s long-running constitutional dispute over public property… Read More »Trump Signature Converts White House Into Personal Collectible
