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- Trump Launches Taxpayer Relief Program For Political Donorsby Ben CarterTrump Launches Taxpayer Relief Program For Political Donors President Donald Trump unveiled a taxpayer-relief program Tuesday under which taxpayers relieve his political donors of paying for commercials about Donald Trump. The administration’s advertisements, airing ahead of the midterm elections, praise Trump’s policies, assure viewers that… Read More »Trump Launches Taxpayer Relief Program For Political Donors
- Trump Deploys Troops To Protect Midterms From Iranby Josh TaylorTrump Deploys Troops To Protect Midterms From Iran President Donald Trump unveiled the nation’s most heavily armed election-integrity program this week, dispatching roughly 9,000 additional troops and a third aircraft carrier toward Iran to ensure that no overseas adversary interferes with Republican turnout. Trump said… Read More »Trump Deploys Troops To Protect Midterms From Iran
- Supreme Court Weighs Oil Companies’ Right To Send Climate Bills To Homeownersby Grace MorganSupreme Court Weighs Oil Companies’ Right To Send Climate Bills To Homeowners The Supreme Court will open its new term by considering whether oil companies possess an ancient constitutional right to retain their profits while forwarding climate-disaster expenses to whichever homeowners still have roofs. In… Read More »Supreme Court Weighs Oil Companies’ Right To Send Climate Bills To Homeowners
- Federal Judge Legalizes Voting For Entire Planetby Josh TaylorFederal Judge Legalizes Voting For Entire Planet Patriots declared every person on Earth eligible to vote in Florida after reading the first seven words of a federal court ruling and heroically refusing to continue. U.S. District Judge David Leibowitz dismissed a federal charge against Jamaican… Read More »Federal Judge Legalizes Voting For Entire Planet
- Trump Rescues Kennedy Center Honors From Kennedy Centerby Grace ReynoldsTrump Rescues Kennedy Center Honors From Kennedy Center President Donald Trump has rescued the Kennedy Center Honors from the humiliating burden of occurring at the Kennedy Center, relocating the December 7 ceremony to Capital One Arena, where American culture will gain access to cup holders,… Read More »Trump Rescues Kennedy Center Honors From Kennedy Center





