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- Trump Solves Health Care With $90 Medicare Rebates
Trump Solves Health Care With $90 Medicare Rebates President Donald Trump solved America’s health care crisis by sending one-time $90 Medicare rebates to more than 20 million seniors, instantly promoting them into a medically secure aristocracy with enough capital to contemplate part of a prescription.… Read More »Trump Solves Health Care With $90 Medicare Rebates - Trump Converts FEMA Into Republican Loyalty ProgramTrump Converts FEMA Into Republican Loyalty Program President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that federal disaster relief will now operate as the nation’s largest taxpayer-funded Republican rewards program, replacing FEMA’s outdated practice of distributing assistance according to damage, need and other politically unproductive measurements. The new… Read More »Trump Converts FEMA Into Republican Loyalty Program
- FEC Achieves Perfect Oversight By Ending OversightFEC Achieves Perfect Oversight By Ending Oversight The Federal Election Commission has achieved what generations of reformers considered impossible: flawless campaign-finance oversight through the complete absence of oversight. Four weeks before the most expensive midterm election in American history, the agency remains two commissioners short… Read More »FEC Achieves Perfect Oversight By Ending Oversight
- Trump Establishes Threatening Cities As National Security PolicyTrump Establishes Threatening Cities As National Security Policy President Donald Trump established a new national security doctrine Wednesday under which American cities become safer whenever he publicly imagines their destruction and later announces that he may prevent it. The policy followed Trump’s remarks at a… Read More »Trump Establishes Threatening Cities As National Security Policy
- Trump Converts Disaster Relief Into Republican Loyalty ProgramTrump Converts Disaster Relief Into Republican Loyalty Program President Donald Trump unveiled a streamlined federal disaster policy Monday allowing Americans to exchange Republican votes, campaign applause and documented personal gratitude for emergency assistance. The modernization removes the obsolete presumption that taxes purchase equal citizenship, replacing… Read More »Trump Converts Disaster Relief Into Republican Loyalty Program
