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- Trump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standardby Ben CarterTrump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standard President Donald Trump revived the CLARITY Act on Sept. 14 by accepting the radical principle that presidents should not personally manufacture money-shaped internet products while regulating the nation’s supply of money-shaped internet products. The concession would restrict federal… Read More »Trump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standard
- Trump Rule Requires Immigrants To Become Rich Before Seeking Opportunityby Gaslighter ScribeTrump Rule Requires Immigrants To Become Rich Before Seeking Opportunity Twenty-two states and the District of Columbia sued the Trump administration, demanding an immediate halt to the nation’s new plan for teaching immigrant families self-reliance through hunger, untreated illness and paperwork designed to make a… Read More »Trump Rule Requires Immigrants To Become Rich Before Seeking Opportunity
- White House Declares Higher Interest Rates More Affordableby Grace ReynoldsWhite House Declares Higher Interest Rates More Affordable The Federal Reserve prepared Tuesday to raise its benchmark interest rate by a quarter point from roughly 3.6%, overriding President Donald Trump’s demand for a cut and beginning the traditional second phase of any Trump appointment: becoming… Read More »White House Declares Higher Interest Rates More Affordable
- Congress Reclassifies Impeachment As Loyalty Renewalby Chloe ParkerCongress Reclassifies Impeachment As Loyalty Renewal Congress reaffirmed Tuesday that impeachment is no longer a constitutional remedy but a recurring presidential loyalty-renewal ceremony, preferably completed before lunch and discarded before anyone requests evidence. Rep. Al Green forced the House to consider articles against President Donald… Read More »Congress Reclassifies Impeachment As Loyalty Renewal
- EPA Secures Historic Protections For Carbon Pollutionby Ben CarterEPA Secures Historic Protections For Carbon Pollution The Environmental Protection Agency announced Monday that it had secured sweeping new protections for carbon dioxide, ending decades of federal interference with the pollutant’s movement from American smokestacks into the atmosphere. EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin repealed most Biden-era… Read More »EPA Secures Historic Protections For Carbon Pollution





