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- Trump Defeats Iran By Sanctioning International Tradeby Grace ReynoldsTrump Defeats Iran By Sanctioning International Trade President Donald Trump declared an economic victory over Iran after threatening penalties against countries that buy Iranian oil, countries that trade with those countries, and any remaining nations reckless enough to participate in commerce. The strategy, described by… Read More »Trump Defeats Iran By Sanctioning International Trade
- Trump Lowers Prices By Making Canadian Goods Unaffordableby Chloe ParkerTrump Lowers Prices By Making Canadian Goods Unaffordable President Donald Trump unveiled his most ambitious affordability plan Monday, announcing that Canadian products will soon cost so much that Americans can save money by no longer purchasing them. The initiative followed the collapse of U.S.-Canada trade… Read More »Trump Lowers Prices By Making Canadian Goods Unaffordable
- Trump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Pricesby Ben CarterTrump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Prices Doctors misread President Donald Trump’s recent weight gain as a potential health concern, overlooking the administration’s more obvious explanation: the president is personally removing excess calories from the American economy. Trump weighed 238 pounds at his May… Read More »Trump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Prices
- Supreme Court Saves Presidency From Small Ballroomby Josh TaylorSupreme Court Saves Presidency From Small Ballroom The Supreme Court rescued the United States from a grave constitutional emergency Friday by allowing President Donald Trump to continue construction of a $400 million, 90,000-square-foot White House ballroom. Chief Justice John Roberts paused a lower-court order that… Read More »Supreme Court Saves Presidency From Small Ballroom
- Trump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Themby Gaslighter ScribeTrump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Them President Donald Trump unveiled the most advanced tariff strategy in economic history Tuesday, imposing taxes on imported goods until prices rise, temporarily removing one of those taxes, and claiming the resulting relief as proof that the tax was… Read More »Trump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Them





