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- Trump Establishes Syllable Test for Terrorismby Chloe ParkerTrump Establishes Syllable Test for Terrorism President Donald Trump unveiled a new election-security standard Sunday in Port Huron, Michigan, declaring that Senate candidates can be screened for terrorism by counting the syllables in their names and measuring how comfortable he feels pronouncing them. Trump repeatedly… Read More »Trump Establishes Syllable Test for Terrorism
- Trump Unveils Transparency Plan To Keep Public Uninformedby Grace MorganTrump Unveils Transparency Plan To Keep Public Uninformed President Donald Trump announced a federal transparency initiative Tuesday that would protect Americans from government secrecy by shooting officials who explain what the government is doing. The Secure Silence Initiative follows Trump’s public enthusiasm for executing leakers,… Read More »Trump Unveils Transparency Plan To Keep Public Uninformed
- Trump Turns Costly Gas Into Republican Midterm Advantageby Grace ReynoldsTrump Turns Costly Gas Into Republican Midterm Advantage President Donald Trump has converted his eight-month Iran “detour” into the Republican Party’s strongest midterm asset by making gasoline expensive enough to remind voters that freedom is sold by the gallon. Rising fuel prices and broad frustration… Read More »Trump Turns Costly Gas Into Republican Midterm Advantage
- Trump Unveils Whistleblower Protection By Executionby Grace ReynoldsTrump Unveils Whistleblower Protection By Execution President Donald Trump unveiled a streamlined federal whistleblower-protection program at an October 14 rally in Bullhead City, Arizona, proposing that suspected leakers be executed before their employers can retaliate against them. Trump, who described government leakers as “the scum… Read More »Trump Unveils Whistleblower Protection By Execution
- Judge Blocks Constitutional Right To Punish Employees For Their Fathersby Grace MorganJudge Blocks Constitutional Right To Punish Employees For Their Fathers A federal judge struck a severe blow Monday against America’s longstanding practice of punishing government employees for selecting the wrong parent before birth. U.S. District Judge Jesse Furman ruled that the Justice Department unlawfully fired… Read More »Judge Blocks Constitutional Right To Punish Employees For Their Fathers





