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- Elon Musk Completes Discount Purchase of Congress
Elon Musk Completes Discount Purchase of Congress American democracy received an affordability upgrade this week after Elon Musk spent more than $276 million helping Republicans retain Congress, proving representative government no longer requires the cumbersome participation of either representatives or the governed. The world’s only… Read More »Elon Musk Completes Discount Purchase of Congress - Supreme Court Rescues Republicans From Retail Ad PricesSupreme Court Rescues Republicans From Retail Ad Prices The Supreme Court rescued America’s most vulnerable political constituency Wednesday, shielding Republican committees with roughly $233 million in cash from the indignity of paying regular television advertising rates. In an unsigned order, the justices blocked a Fourth… Read More »Supreme Court Rescues Republicans From Retail Ad Prices
- Supreme Court Establishes Affordable Attack Ads As Civil RightSupreme Court Establishes Affordable Attack Ads As Civil Right The Supreme Court protected America’s most vulnerable political constituency Wednesday, shielding Republican committees from the financial trauma of paying retail prices for television attack ads. In an unsigned order, the justices blocked a lower-court deadline requiring… Read More »Supreme Court Establishes Affordable Attack Ads As Civil Right
- Justice Department Makes Thumb Drive Final Authority on CitizenshipJustice Department Makes Thumb Drive Final Authority on Citizenship The Justice Department unveiled its new “trust the thumb drive” election standard Wednesday, giving California 48 hours to prove that every voter named in a federal spreadsheet is a citizen or begin setting aside ballots as… Read More »Justice Department Makes Thumb Drive Final Authority on Citizenship
- Republicans Confirm Polling Has Always Been Their Core PrincipleRepublicans Confirm Polling Has Always Been Their Core Principle Republican candidates discovered this week that their deepest convictions had shifted overnight into precise alignment with voters in competitive states. The revelation followed new surveys showing growing discomfort with President Donald Trump’s tariffs, federal cuts and… Read More »Republicans Confirm Polling Has Always Been Their Core Principle
