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- Trump Declares Inflation Official Price of Prosperity
Trump Declares Inflation Official Price of Prosperity President Donald Trump declared inflation defeated Tuesday by redefining it as the mandatory admission charge for participating in the strongest economy in human history. Trump celebrated an August gain of 162,000 jobs, roughly triple economists’ expectations, as proof… Read More »Trump Declares Inflation Official Price of Prosperity - Republicans Delete Trump Because He Is Too PopularRepublicans Delete Trump Because He Is Too Popular Republican candidates have begun removing President Donald Trump from their campaign websites after concluding that his popularity has become so universal that mentioning him would be redundant, like reminding voters that America contains flags, trucks and hamburgers… Read More »Republicans Delete Trump Because He Is Too Popular
- Republicans Erase Trump To Demonstrate Total LoyaltyRepublicans Erase Trump To Demonstrate Total Loyalty Republican candidates demonstrated unprecedented devotion to President Donald Trump this week by removing his name, photograph, slogans, endorsements and nearly every detectable trace of him from their campaign websites. In several battleground races, references to “America First,” Trump’s… Read More »Republicans Erase Trump To Demonstrate Total Loyalty
- Trump Unveils Three Tankers For Two Missiles PolicyTrump Unveils Three Tankers For Two Missiles Policy The Trump administration unveiled its “Three Tankers for Two Missiles” policy Saturday, converting a maritime confrontation with Iran into the first customer-rewards program operated by the U.S. military. After Iran fired ballistic missiles toward an American aircraft… Read More »Trump Unveils Three Tankers For Two Missiles Policy
- White House Counts Listening to Putin as Peace DealWhite House Counts Listening to Putin as Peace Deal The White House declared Sunday that Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner had secured a historic diplomatic breakthrough by listening to Vladimir Putin for three hours and later describing the experience as “constructive and substantive,” the standard… Read More »White House Counts Listening to Putin as Peace Deal
