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- ICE Advances Compassion With Electric Shock Gloves
ICE Advances Compassion With Electric Shock Gloves Immigration and Customs Enforcement announced a historic advance in compassionate law enforcement Tuesday, awarding a $16.7 million no-bid contract for 6,000 pairs of gloves designed to deliver painful electric shocks through an officer’s fingertips. The devices, manufactured by… Read More »ICE Advances Compassion With Electric Shock Gloves - White House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium VictoryWhite House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium Victory The White House marked six months of its Iran policy Friday by reclassifying the costly stalemate as “strategic suspense,” a premium form of victory in which nothing concludes, no objective can be identified and taxpayers remain financially… Read More »White House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium Victory
- Trump Ends Canada Trade Dispute By Renaming Lake OntarioTrump Ends Canada Trade Dispute By Renaming Lake Ontario President Donald Trump ended America’s trade dispute with Canada on Wednesday by renaming Lake Ontario, confirming that international economics is primarily a spelling problem. An executive order directs federal agencies to call the shared body of… Read More »Trump Ends Canada Trade Dispute By Renaming Lake Ontario
- Officials Protect Democracy From VotersOfficials Protect Democracy From Voters Democracy enthusiasts gathered by the thousands at the Lincoln Memorial on Friday, openly demanding that ordinary citizens be permitted to influence elections. The “Defend the Vote” March, organized by the Rev. Al Sharpton and Martin Luther King III to mark… Read More »Officials Protect Democracy From Voters
- ICE Buys Electric Gloves To Modernize CompassionICE Buys Electric Gloves To Modernize Compassion Immigration and Customs Enforcement has awarded a $16.7 million no-bid contract for 6,000 pairs of electric-shock gloves, giving federal officers a humane new way to de-escalate encounters by sending electricity directly through another person’s body. Manufactured by Kentucky-based… Read More »ICE Buys Electric Gloves To Modernize Compassion
