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- Trump Advances Iran Talks By Rejecting Iran Talksby Gaslighter ScribeTrump Advances Iran Talks By Rejecting Iran Talks President Donald Trump unveiled a breakthrough in diplomacy Sunday, rejecting an Iranian proposal and then predicting fresh negotiations, thereby establishing that talks work best once the available basis for talks has been removed. The proposal offered a… Read More »Trump Advances Iran Talks By Rejecting Iran Talks
- FBI Grants Powerful Spouses Personal Terrorism Designationby Gaslighter ScribeFBI Grants Powerful Spouses Personal Terrorism Designation The FBI announced a major modernization of counterterrorism policy, allowing senior officials’ spouses to convert irritating phone calls into national-security emergencies by expressing dissatisfaction with the complimentary federal investigation. Michael Burgwald, then head of counterterrorism at the FBI’s… Read More »FBI Grants Powerful Spouses Personal Terrorism Designation
- Trump Administration Celebrates Diesel Costs As Patriotism Premiumby Josh TaylorTrump Administration Celebrates Diesel Costs As Patriotism Premium The Trump administration celebrated record diesel prices Monday as a major expansion of patriotic participation, giving farmers and truckers the opportunity to finance American greatness one punishing fill-up at a time. With diesel reaching $6.529 per gallon… Read More »Trump Administration Celebrates Diesel Costs As Patriotism Premium
- Trump Converts Taxpayers Into Campaign Donorsby Gaslighter ScribeTrump Converts Taxpayers Into Campaign Donors President Donald Trump has completed a historic overhaul of campaign-finance law by converting every American taxpayer into an involuntary political donor, sparing citizens the paperwork and emotional strain of deciding whether they support him. The reform arrived as a… Read More »Trump Converts Taxpayers Into Campaign Donors
- FBI Expands Terrorism Definition To Include Annoying Powerful Spousesby Ava BrooksFBI Expands Terrorism Definition To Include Annoying Powerful Spouses The FBI announced that unwanted phone calls become acts of terrorism when received by the spouse of a sufficiently important White House official, replacing the bureau’s outdated requirement that terrorism involve evidence, ideology or an identifiable… Read More »FBI Expands Terrorism Definition To Include Annoying Powerful Spouses





