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- Orderly Midterm Election Plunges Nation Into Crisisby Grace MorganOrderly Midterm Election Plunges Nation Into Crisis America entered a constitutional emergency Tuesday after its midterm election proceeded largely as designed, confronting election-fraud influencers with a dangerous shortage of fraud. Voters cast ballots, poll workers followed procedures and counting continued after polls closed, leaving millions… Read More »Orderly Midterm Election Plunges Nation Into Crisis
- Trump Ends Arts Funding and Balances Federal Budgetby Gaslighter ScribeTrump Ends Arts Funding and Balances Federal Budget President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States will eliminate the National Endowment for the Arts, instantly balancing the federal budget apart from the remaining $1.8 trillion deficit, which administration officials reclassified as decorative spending. The… Read More »Trump Ends Arts Funding and Balances Federal Budget
- Trump Closes Midterms On Reflecting Pool Caulkby Grace ReynoldsTrump Closes Midterms On Reflecting Pool Caulk President Donald Trump closed the Republican 2026 midterm campaign Monday by addressing the concern foremost in the minds of Americans confronting grocery bills, housing costs and medical debt: whether the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool contains enough premium caulk.… Read More »Trump Closes Midterms On Reflecting Pool Caulk
- Trump Administration Establishes Federal Ownership of Common Namesby Josh TaylorTrump Administration Establishes Federal Ownership of Common Names The Trump administration restored order to Alaska’s elections Tuesday by reaffirming the nation’s oldest unwritten constitutional principle: Only one politician may possess each ordinary male name. The crisis began when Republican Sen. Dan S. Sullivan appeared on… Read More »Trump Administration Establishes Federal Ownership of Common Names
- Trump Declares National Duplicate Dan Emergencyby Alex ReedTrump Declares National Duplicate Dan Emergency The Trump administration declared a National Duplicate Dan Emergency on Election Day after Alaska voters encountered both Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan and retired teacher Dan Sullivan on the same Senate ballot. The second Sullivan had finished third in the… Read More »Trump Declares National Duplicate Dan Emergency





