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- Trump Renames Lake Ontario To Eliminate Canadian Trade Deficitby Ava BrooksTrump Renames Lake Ontario To Eliminate Canadian Trade Deficit President Donald Trump declared America’s trade dispute with Canada resolved Thursday by signing an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” allowing the administration to count the United States’ share of the water as a vast… Read More »Trump Renames Lake Ontario To Eliminate Canadian Trade Deficit
- Trump Unveils Maximum Pressure Againby Chloe ParkerTrump Unveils Maximum Pressure Again President Donald Trump unveiled a revolutionary Iran strategy this week centered on restoring the sanctions he previously described as both historically successful and completely inadequate. The policy, informally known as Maximum Pressure Again, follows six months of discovering that military… Read More »Trump Unveils Maximum Pressure Again
- Trump Classifies North Korean Nuclear Arsenal As Decorativeby Chloe ParkerTrump Classifies North Korean Nuclear Arsenal As Decorative President Donald Trump announced a new national security standard Tuesday under which North Korea’s estimated 57 nuclear weapons are officially considered charming, manageable and one warhead below the federal threshold for “a little much.” Trump supplied the… Read More »Trump Classifies North Korean Nuclear Arsenal As Decorative
- Kennedy Center Requires Trump Name To Surviveby Gaslighter ScribeKennedy Center Requires Trump Name To Survive The Trump administration announced Thursday that the Kennedy Center can be preserved only through the federal government’s newest conservation standard: covering it with Donald Trump’s name or preparing it for demolition. Justice Department lawyers argued that preventing Trump… Read More »Kennedy Center Requires Trump Name To Survive
- Court Rules New Evidence Must Support Defendantby Gaslighter ScribeCourt Rules New Evidence Must Support Defendant The American justice system achieved a historic breakthrough Tuesday by ruling that evidence does not become exculpatory merely because a convicted person places it in a folder labeled NEW EVIDENCE. U.S. District Judge Paul Engelmayer rejected Ghislaine Maxwell’s… Read More »Court Rules New Evidence Must Support Defendant





