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- Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000by Alex ReedTrump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000 President Donald Trump unveiled the nation’s most transparent campaign-finance reform Tuesday, replacing corrupt backroom vote-buying with a public offer to purchase every adult citizen’s vote for the same federally financed price. Speaking at a Republican midterm convention in… Read More »Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
- Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Programby Ava BrooksTrump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program President Donald Trump modernized American democracy Tuesday by replacing political persuasion with a national rewards program offering every adult citizen $5,000 if Republicans retain control of Congress. The “Trump dividend” converts the republic’s outdated one-person-one-vote model… Read More »Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
- Justice Department Defends Competition By Mandating Uniform Trump Coverageby Grace MorganJustice Department Defends Competition By Mandating Uniform Trump Coverage The Justice Department opened an antitrust investigation into ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Fox News, moving to protect media competition by ensuring every network broadcasts the same pictures of the same president at the same time.… Read More »Justice Department Defends Competition By Mandating Uniform Trump Coverage
- Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebateby Grace MorganTrump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate President Donald Trump announced a new federal democracy dividend Tuesday, promising every adult American $5,000 if voters retain Republican control of both chambers of Congress in November. The proposal replaces the cumbersome practice of winning support through policy… Read More »Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate
- White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalationby Chloe ParkerWhite House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem unveiled the administration’s new deescalation doctrine Sunday after federal immigration agents fired seven rounds into a moving car in New York City, explaining that conflict can be prevented by escalating it before anyone… Read More »White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation





