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- Trump Demonstrates Restraint by Merely Advertising Third Term
Trump Demonstrates Restraint by Merely Advertising Third Term President Donald Trump demonstrated his renowned devotion to constitutional limits this week by continuing to promote a third term instead of immediately sending taxpayers an invoice for his 2032 inauguration. Trump has displayed “Trump 2028” merchandise and… Read More »Trump Demonstrates Restraint by Merely Advertising Third Term - Trump Defeats Canada By Renaming Lake OntarioTrump Defeats Canada By Renaming Lake Ontario President Donald Trump defeated Canada on Wednesday by ordering the federal government to rename Lake Ontario “Lake America,” ending a centuries-old foreign-policy crisis without negotiations, legislation or any adjustment to the international border running through the water. The… Read More »Trump Defeats Canada By Renaming Lake Ontario
- Trump Establishes Federal Approval Process for AdjectivesTrump Establishes Federal Approval Process for Adjectives President Donald Trump moved Sunday to protect American free speech by requiring television journalists to obtain federal approval before using adjectives about him. Trump threatened to seek “rebuke or punishment” from the Federal Communications Commission after NBC’s Kristen… Read More »Trump Establishes Federal Approval Process for Adjectives
- White House Recognizes Advance Knowledge As Merit Based Public ServiceWhite House Recognizes Advance Knowledge As Merit Based Public Service The White House declared Monday that former teleprompter operator Gabriel Perez had demonstrated exceptional merit-based public service by wagering on President Donald Trump’s prepared remarks after reading them in advance. Federal regulators ordered Perez to… Read More »White House Recognizes Advance Knowledge As Merit Based Public Service
- White House Touts Insider Trading As Workforce ProgramWhite House Touts Insider Trading As Workforce Program The White House designated former teleprompter operator Gabriel Perez as the first graduate of its “Read the Speech, Beat the Market” economic-mobility initiative after regulators said he used advance access to President Donald Trump’s remarks to place… Read More »White House Touts Insider Trading As Workforce Program
