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- Trump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Prices
Trump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Prices Doctors misread President Donald Trump’s recent weight gain as a potential health concern, overlooking the administration’s more obvious explanation: the president is personally removing excess calories from the American economy. Trump weighed 238 pounds at his May… Read More »Trump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Prices - Supreme Court Saves Presidency From Small BallroomSupreme Court Saves Presidency From Small Ballroom The Supreme Court rescued the United States from a grave constitutional emergency Friday by allowing President Donald Trump to continue construction of a $400 million, 90,000-square-foot White House ballroom. Chief Justice John Roberts paused a lower-court order that… Read More »Supreme Court Saves Presidency From Small Ballroom
- Trump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending ThemTrump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Them President Donald Trump unveiled the most advanced tariff strategy in economic history Tuesday, imposing taxes on imported goods until prices rise, temporarily removing one of those taxes, and claiming the resulting relief as proof that the tax was… Read More »Trump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Them
- White House Designates Trump Strategic Calorie ReserveWhite House Designates Trump Strategic Calorie Reserve Doctors have mistaken President Donald Trump’s recent weight gain for a health concern, overlooking the administration’s more patriotic explanation that the commander in chief is personally storing America’s emergency supply of calories. A White House medical report listed… Read More »White House Designates Trump Strategic Calorie Reserve
- White House Classifies Trump Weight As Strategic ReserveWhite House Classifies Trump Weight As Strategic Reserve White House officials corrected physicians Monday by announcing that President Donald Trump’s reported weight fluctuations are not a health concern but a Strategic Presidential Reserve intended to protect the United States from recession, foreign influence and dangerously… Read More »White House Classifies Trump Weight As Strategic Reserve
