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- Navy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Hero
Navy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Hero The Navy is considering renaming the future USS Doris Miller for President Donald Trump, correcting the Pentagon’s obsolete practice of honoring battlefield courage instead of presidential brand visibility. The Ford-class aircraft carrier, now under construction, was named during… Read More »Navy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Hero - White House Replaces Security Clearances With LoyaltyWhite House Replaces Security Clearances With Loyalty The White House confirmed Thursday that Natalie Harp, President Donald Trump’s executive assistant and preferred distributor of flattering printouts, has pioneered a national security protocol known as “being extremely loyal.” The method replaces the cumbersome federal practice of… Read More »White House Replaces Security Clearances With Loyalty
- Pentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From JournalismPentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From Journalism Pentagon leaders have moved to protect Stars and Stripes from the destabilizing practice of telling service members what their government is doing. Publisher Max Lederer Jr. announced plans to retire at the end of September after disagreements with… Read More »Pentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From Journalism
- Trump Signature Converts White House Into Personal CollectibleTrump Signature Converts White House Into Personal Collectible President Donald Trump settled the nation’s long-running constitutional dispute over public property Wednesday by signing a granite component of the new White House helipad, formally converting the executive mansion into a limited-edition presidential collectible. During a South… Read More »Trump Signature Converts White House Into Personal Collectible
- Republicans Declare Democracy Breach In Safe DistrictRepublicans Declare Democracy Breach In Safe District Republicans warned Thursday that democracy had breached Pennsylvania’s 12th state House District after Democrat Brandon Dukes defeated Republican Scott Timko by 88 votes in territory Donald Trump carried by more than 18 points in 2024. The district, held… Read More »Republicans Declare Democracy Breach In Safe District
