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- Justice Department Investigates FBI For Finding Classified Documentsby Alex ReedJustice Department Investigates FBI For Finding Classified Documents The Justice Department has expanded its Florida conspiracy inquiry to determine whether FBI agents improperly discovered classified records in the precise location identified by a judge-authorized search warrant. Investigators are seeking interviews with officials involved in the… Read More »Justice Department Investigates FBI For Finding Classified Documents
- Michael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Bossby Gaslighter ScribeMichael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Boss American justice completed its moral rehabilitation Thursday when Michael Cohen welcomed President Donald Trump onto his 77 WABC radio show, establishing that convictions, prison sentences, sworn testimony and years of televised hostility can be erased by calling… Read More »Michael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Boss
- Navy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Heroby Grace MorganNavy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Hero The Navy is considering renaming the future USS Doris Miller for President Donald Trump, correcting the Pentagon’s obsolete practice of honoring battlefield courage instead of presidential brand visibility. The Ford-class aircraft carrier, now under construction, was named during… Read More »Navy Determines Trump Outranks Pearl Harbor Hero
- White House Replaces Security Clearances With Loyaltyby Grace MorganWhite House Replaces Security Clearances With Loyalty The White House confirmed Thursday that Natalie Harp, President Donald Trump’s executive assistant and preferred distributor of flattering printouts, has pioneered a national security protocol known as “being extremely loyal.” The method replaces the cumbersome federal practice of… Read More »White House Replaces Security Clearances With Loyalty
- Pentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From Journalismby Ben CarterPentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From Journalism Pentagon leaders have moved to protect Stars and Stripes from the destabilizing practice of telling service members what their government is doing. Publisher Max Lederer Jr. announced plans to retire at the end of September after disagreements with… Read More »Pentagon Rescues Stars and Stripes From Journalism





