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- Ohio Born Sullivan Declared More Alaskan Than Alaska Born Peltola
Ohio Born Sullivan Declared More Alaskan Than Alaska Born Peltola Alaska voters advanced Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan and former Democratic Rep. Mary Peltola from the state’s Aug. 18 primary, setting up a Senate contest over which candidate has the more authentic connection to a place… Read More »Ohio Born Sullivan Declared More Alaskan Than Alaska Born Peltola - Trump Identifies Vandals Behind Stage Shaped Dead GrassTrump Identifies Vandals Behind Stage Shaped Dead Grass President Donald Trump identified a rectangular patch of dead grass on the National Mall as the latest target in the radical left’s campaign against American landscaping, citing its suspicious resemblance to the stage and seating footprint from… Read More »Trump Identifies Vandals Behind Stage Shaped Dead Grass
- Trump Declares Going Home Obsolete For SailorsTrump Declares Going Home Obsolete For Sailors The Trump administration declared a historic victory for workplace efficiency Tuesday after the USS Abraham Lincoln surpassed 260 days deployed, including roughly 250 consecutive days without a port call, proving that employees perform best when management removes “going… Read More »Trump Declares Going Home Obsolete For Sailors
- Lincoln Deployment Solves Federal Employee RetentionLincoln Deployment Solves Federal Employee Retention The Trump administration announced that the USS Abraham Lincoln’s record deployment has achieved a historic breakthrough in federal employee retention, with thousands of sailors remaining at work for more than 260 days and spending over 240 uninterrupted days at… Read More »Lincoln Deployment Solves Federal Employee Retention
- Trump Blames Lawn Vandals For National Mall Grass DamageTrump Blames Lawn Vandals For National Mall Grass Damage President Donald Trump announced Monday that a highly organized network of lawn vandals secretly built a stage, installed thousands of chairs and directed a vast holiday crowd onto the National Mall in an elaborate attempt to… Read More »Trump Blames Lawn Vandals For National Mall Grass Damage
