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- ICE Replaces Due Process With Seven Bullets
ICE Replaces Due Process With Seven Bullets The Trump administration declared a breakthrough in immigration efficiency Friday after federal officers replaced cumbersome legal paperwork with seven gunshots during an attempted arrest in New York City. The streamlined procedure debuted Thursday in Marble Hill, where plainclothes… Read More »ICE Replaces Due Process With Seven Bullets - Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian DieselTrump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel President Donald Trump declared the United States fully energy independent Friday after arranging to rely on diesel supplied by Russian President Vladimir Putin. Following what Trump described as a highly successful discussion, Russia agreed to release more than… Read More »Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel
- Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming EventPentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event The Pentagon announced a major expansion of its entertainment portfolio Tuesday, converting the planned December 3 firing-squad execution of Nidal Malik Hasan into must-see livestream programming for the entire family. Hasan, the former Army major convicted of… Read More »Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event
- Democrats Prepare Trump’s Third Impeachment Loyalty RewardDemocrats Prepare Trump’s Third Impeachment Loyalty Reward Democrats are debating whether to award President Donald Trump a third ceremonial impeachment, the constitutional equivalent of a frozen-yogurt punch card in which every completed card earns the customer another Republican fundraising record. House members broadly agree Trump… Read More »Democrats Prepare Trump’s Third Impeachment Loyalty Reward
- Democrats Prepare Third Trump Impeachment For Ratings SeasonDemocrats Prepare Third Trump Impeachment For Ratings Season Democrats confirmed Friday that President Donald Trump may qualify for a third impeachment, placing the nation one stamp away from a complimentary constitutional crisis under Congress’s popular repeat-customer program. Party lawmakers reportedly believe Trump has committed impeachable… Read More »Democrats Prepare Third Trump Impeachment For Ratings Season
