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- Trump Saves Birthright Citizenship by Missing Deadlineby Ava BrooksTrump Saves Birthright Citizenship by Missing Deadline President Donald Trump heroically defended birthright citizenship by forgetting to challenge it, confirming that no constitutional protection is safer than one temporarily buried beneath the White House filing calendar. The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 on June 30 that… Read More »Trump Saves Birthright Citizenship by Missing Deadline
- Trump Declares Higher Prices New Measure of Prosperityby Grace ReynoldsTrump Declares Higher Prices New Measure of Prosperity President Donald Trump visited General Motors’ proving ground in Milford, Michigan, on Monday to celebrate sweeping tariffs and unveil his administration’s central economic principle: if everything costs more, everything is worth more. After watching Corvettes race and… Read More »Trump Declares Higher Prices New Measure of Prosperity
- Trump And Netanyahu Resolve Iran Dispute With Productive Meetingby Alex ReedTrump And Netanyahu Resolve Iran Dispute With Productive Meeting President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced a historic diplomatic breakthrough Tuesday after a 90-minute Oval Office meeting produced the most valuable substance in international relations: the adjective “productive.” The leaders disclosed no agreement,… Read More »Trump And Netanyahu Resolve Iran Dispute With Productive Meeting
- Senate Advances Plan To Lower Prices By Doubling Themby Gaslighter ScribeSenate Advances Plan To Lower Prices By Doubling Them The Senate voted 86-12 Tuesday to advance the Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia and Iran Act, a landmark affordability measure intended to help Americans forget current prices by replacing them with much larger ones. The bipartisan… Read More »Senate Advances Plan To Lower Prices By Doubling Them
- Trump Makes Cars Affordable By Taxing Their Partsby Grace ReynoldsTrump Makes Cars Affordable By Taxing Their Parts President Donald Trump assured Michigan autoworkers Monday that the surest way to make automobiles affordable is to charge more whenever their parts encounter Canada. Speaking at General Motors’ Milford proving ground after watching Corvette, Cadillac and Hummer… Read More »Trump Makes Cars Affordable By Taxing Their Parts





