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- Trump Arch Delivers Small Government With Snipers
Trump Arch Delivers Small Government With Snipers America achieved small government Sunday when President Donald Trump announced that his proposed 250-foot triumphal arch near Arlington National Cemetery would be modestly expanded into a drone depot, sniper platform and ammunition warehouse. The structure, planned for Memorial… Read More »Trump Arch Delivers Small Government With Snipers - Trump Reclassifies High Gas Prices as Patriotic SubscriptionTrump Reclassifies High Gas Prices as Patriotic Subscription President Donald Trump announced Sunday that soaring gasoline prices are not an affordability crisis but a patriotic subscription service that allows motorists to finance his Iran policy each time they make the selfish decision to drive to… Read More »Trump Reclassifies High Gas Prices as Patriotic Subscription
- Trump Sets Democracy’s Retail Price at $5,000Trump Sets Democracy’s Retail Price at $5,000 President Donald Trump modernized American democracy by assigning it a retail value of $5,000 per adult, payable after voters return Republican majorities to both chambers of Congress. The proposed “Trump Dividend,” unveiled as a patriotic alternative to governing,… Read More »Trump Sets Democracy’s Retail Price at $5,000
- Trump Arch To Serve As Armed Monument To FreedomTrump Arch To Serve As Armed Monument To Freedom President Donald Trump announced Sunday that his proposed 250-foot triumphal arch near Arlington National Cemetery will double as a military installation, allowing Americans to admire classical architecture while being observed by drones and personnel with precision… Read More »Trump Arch To Serve As Armed Monument To Freedom
- Trump Condemns Fed For Reducing InflationTrump Condemns Fed For Reducing Inflation President Donald Trump condemned the Federal Reserve on Monday for recklessly attempting to curb inflation through the obscure monetary technique known as curbing inflation. Trump objected after central bank officials kept borrowing costs elevated to slow spending and price… Read More »Trump Condemns Fed For Reducing Inflation
