Trump Confirms Six Months Equal Five Weeks
Trump Confirms Six Months Equal Five Weeks President Donald Trump declared Friday that a six-month White House review of grocery… Read More »Trump Confirms Six Months Equal Five Weeks
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Trump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Them
Trump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Them President Donald Trump unveiled the most advanced tariff strategy in economic history Tuesday,… Read More »Trump Proves Tariffs Work By Suspending Them
White House Designates Trump Strategic Calorie Reserve
White House Designates Trump Strategic Calorie Reserve Doctors have mistaken President Donald Trump’s recent weight gain for a health concern,… Read More »White House Designates Trump Strategic Calorie Reserve
Michael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Boss
Michael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Boss American justice completed its moral rehabilitation Thursday when Michael Cohen welcomed President… Read More »Michael Cohen Restores Justice By Calling Trump Boss
Lincoln Deployment Solves Federal Employee Retention
Lincoln Deployment Solves Federal Employee Retention The Trump administration announced that the USS Abraham Lincoln’s record deployment has achieved a… Read More »Lincoln Deployment Solves Federal Employee Retention
Nevada Establishes Public Forgery Exemption
Nevada Establishes Public Forgery Exemption Election integrity achieved a major procedural advance Thursday when Nevada Judge Mary Kay Holthus dismissed… Read More »Nevada Establishes Public Forgery Exemption
Trump Administration Solves Haiti Crisis By Sending Haitians Into It
Trump Administration Solves Haiti Crisis By Sending Haitians Into It The Trump administration solved Haiti’s catastrophic instability by ordering roughly… Read More »Trump Administration Solves Haiti Crisis By Sending Haitians Into It
Senate Finds Fifth Amendment Has Usage Limit
Senate Finds Fifth Amendment Has Usage Limit The Senate discovered Thursday that constitutional rights expire after excessive use, voting 8–7… Read More »Senate Finds Fifth Amendment Has Usage Limit
Pentagon Makes Qatari Jet Safe By Silencing Expert
Pentagon Makes Qatari Jet Safe By Silencing Expert The Pentagon secured a Qatari-donated Boeing 747 intended for presidential use Friday… Read More »Pentagon Makes Qatari Jet Safe By Silencing Expert
Senate Rules Fifth Amendment Does Not Apply To Fauci
Senate Rules Fifth Amendment Does Not Apply To Fauci Senate Republicans voted 8-7 Thursday to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt… Read More »Senate Rules Fifth Amendment Does Not Apply To Fauci
Senate Rules Fifth Amendment Requires Rand Paul’s Permission
Senate Rules Fifth Amendment Requires Rand Paul’s Permission The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee voted 8-5 Thursday to… Read More »Senate Rules Fifth Amendment Requires Rand Paul’s Permission
Trump Rules Evidence Inadmissible After It Contradicts Him
Trump Rules Evidence Inadmissible After It Contradicts Him President Donald Trump threatened U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro’s job this week after… Read More »Trump Rules Evidence Inadmissible After It Contradicts Him