Supreme Court Proves Independence By Prioritizing Trump’s Wishes The Supreme Court demonstrated its fierce independence from President Donald Trump by… Read More »Supreme Court Proves Independence By Prioritizing Trump’s Wishes
Trump Makes Peace Available With Republican Purchase President Donald Trump introduced a foreign-policy subscription plan this week allowing Americans to… Read More »Trump Makes Peace Available With Republican Purchase
Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories President Donald Trump announced a new election-integrity doctrine this week aimed at… Read More »Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories
Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked Republican strategists declared Ken Paxton’s collapsing poll numbers a historic breakthrough after… Read More »Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked
Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States President Donald Trump opened a heroic 32-day campaign blitz Thursday by charging into… Read More »Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States
Trump Claims High Prices Prove Economic Success President Donald Trump hailed a new national poll Friday showing 65% of American… Read More »Trump Claims High Prices Prove Economic Success
Trump Solves AI Crisis By Renaming It President Donald Trump solved America’s artificial-intelligence crisis by deleting the word “artificial,” signing… Read More »Trump Solves AI Crisis By Renaming It
Federal Chatbot Achieves Presidential Consciousness America.gov achieved full presidential consciousness Wednesday after technicians taught its artificial intelligence system that the… Read More »Federal Chatbot Achieves Presidential Consciousness
White House Expands Press Freedom by Removing Press The Trump administration expanded press freedom Tuesday by explaining that journalism functions… Read More »White House Expands Press Freedom by Removing Press
Trump Grants AI Companies Power To Pardon Themselves President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that America’s largest artificial intelligence companies had… Read More »Trump Grants AI Companies Power To Pardon Themselves
Trump Protects Americans From Cheaper Gas President Donald Trump rejected Iran’s proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz within seven… Read More »Trump Protects Americans From Cheaper Gas
FBI Expands Terrorism Definition To Include Annoying Powerful Spouses The FBI announced that unwanted phone calls become acts of terrorism… Read More »FBI Expands Terrorism Definition To Include Annoying Powerful Spouses
