Justice Department Declares Acquittals A Perfect Prosecutorial Record The Trump administration celebrated a historic advance in federal law enforcement Saturday… Read More »Justice Department Declares Acquittals A Perfect Prosecutorial Record
Trump Sets Retail Price of Vote at $5,000 President Donald Trump announced a long-overdue modernization of American democracy Wednesday, establishing… Read More »Trump Sets Retail Price of Vote at $5,000
Smithsonian To Measure History By Statue Height President Donald Trump ordered the Smithsonian on Friday to replace its dangerously average-sized… Read More »Smithsonian To Measure History By Statue Height
Trump Replaces Health Insurance With $500 Election Check President Donald Trump replaced the nation’s health insurance system Tuesday with a… Read More »Trump Replaces Health Insurance With $500 Election Check
Trump Administration Perfects Census By Counting Fewer People The Trump administration unveiled its plan to modernize the 2030 census Wednesday… Read More »Trump Administration Perfects Census By Counting Fewer People
Republicans Name Trump Nominee For Every Congressional Seat Republicans designated Donald Trump the functional nominee for all 535 congressional seats… Read More »Republicans Name Trump Nominee For Every Congressional Seat
Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test President Donald Trump has transformed the nation’s filling stations into premium… Read More »Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test
Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory Republicans celebrated Tuesday after discovering that their 53-seat Senate majority could disappear, confirming… Read More »Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory
Hegseth Achieves Total Transparency Through Complete Silence Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has achieved what generations of Pentagon reformers could not,… Read More »Hegseth Achieves Total Transparency Through Complete Silence
Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy Former aides to Sen. John Fetterman have mounted an insurrection against America’s boldest experiment… Read More »Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy
Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy Ohio celebrated a breakthrough in permitless democracy Sunday after Patrick Havas allegedly pushed through… Read More »Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy
Ohio Recognizes Armed Shoving as Civic Engagement Ohio recognized a major advance in participatory democracy Sunday after authorities said Patrick… Read More »Ohio Recognizes Armed Shoving as Civic Engagement
