Trump Allies Propose Military Oversight When Voters Choose Incorrectly Trump allies have identified the chief vulnerability in American elections: Americans.… Read More »Trump Allies Propose Military Oversight When Voters Choose Incorrectly
Republicans Confirm Polling Has Always Been Their Core Principle Republican candidates discovered this week that their deepest convictions had shifted… Read More »Republicans Confirm Polling Has Always Been Their Core Principle
Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program President Donald Trump modernized American democracy Tuesday by replacing political persuasion… Read More »Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
Trump Establishes Due Process After Reaching Verdict President Donald Trump established a committee to determine why Federal Reserve Governor Lisa… Read More »Trump Establishes Due Process After Reaching Verdict
DHS Protects Democracy By Investigating Every Voter The Department of Homeland Security has protected Americans from government overreach by collecting… Read More »DHS Protects Democracy By Investigating Every Voter
GOP Declares South Carolina Senate Seat Graham Family Property Republicans announced a renewed commitment to merit-based democracy Tuesday by spending… Read More »GOP Declares South Carolina Senate Seat Graham Family Property
Trump Saves Taxpayers After Taxpayers Fund His Praise President Donald Trump announced Monday that MAGA Inc. will pay for future… Read More »Trump Saves Taxpayers After Taxpayers Fund His Praise
Republicans Move to Protect Lindsey Graham’s Seat From South Carolina Voters Republicans launched a $5 million emergency operation Tuesday to… Read More »Republicans Move to Protect Lindsey Graham’s Seat From South Carolina Voters
Supreme Court Proves Independence By Prioritizing Trump’s Wishes The Supreme Court demonstrated its fierce independence from President Donald Trump by… Read More »Supreme Court Proves Independence By Prioritizing Trump’s Wishes
Trump Makes Peace Available With Republican Purchase President Donald Trump introduced a foreign-policy subscription plan this week allowing Americans to… Read More »Trump Makes Peace Available With Republican Purchase
Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories President Donald Trump announced a new election-integrity doctrine this week aimed at… Read More »Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories
Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked Republican strategists declared Ken Paxton’s collapsing poll numbers a historic breakthrough after… Read More »Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked
