Trump Expands Press Freedom By Barring Reporters
Trump Expands Press Freedom By Barring Reporters President Donald Trump expanded press freedom this week by releasing journalists from CNN,… Read More »Trump Expands Press Freedom By Barring Reporters
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Trump Reclassifies Costly Gas As Premium Patriotism
Trump Reclassifies Costly Gas As Premium Patriotism President Donald Trump unveiled a new affordability plan Sunday that reclassifies $4.48-a-gallon gasoline… Read More »Trump Reclassifies Costly Gas As Premium Patriotism
Trump Arch Delivers Small Government With Snipers
Trump Arch Delivers Small Government With Snipers America achieved small government Sunday when President Donald Trump announced that his proposed… Read More »Trump Arch Delivers Small Government With Snipers
Trump Reclassifies High Gas Prices as Patriotic Subscription
Trump Reclassifies High Gas Prices as Patriotic Subscription President Donald Trump announced Sunday that soaring gasoline prices are not an… Read More »Trump Reclassifies High Gas Prices as Patriotic Subscription
Trump Arch To Serve As Armed Monument To Freedom
Trump Arch To Serve As Armed Monument To Freedom President Donald Trump announced Sunday that his proposed 250-foot triumphal arch… Read More »Trump Arch To Serve As Armed Monument To Freedom
Trump Saves American Tariffs From Unemployment
Trump Saves American Tariffs From Unemployment President Donald Trump signed the Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia and Iran Act, guaranteeing… Read More »Trump Saves American Tariffs From Unemployment
Trump Declares Losing Congress Strategic Victory
Trump Declares Losing Congress Strategic Victory President Donald Trump has privately accepted that Republicans could lose Congress in November, a… Read More »Trump Declares Losing Congress Strategic Victory
Republicans Secure Midterm Victory Through Planned Defeat
Republicans Secure Midterm Victory Through Planned Defeat President Donald Trump has privately accepted a grim Republican outlook for November’s midterms,… Read More »Republicans Secure Midterm Victory Through Planned Defeat
Trump Punishes Russia By Raising Prices For Americans
Trump Punishes Russia By Raising Prices For Americans President Donald Trump signed the Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia and Iran… Read More »Trump Punishes Russia By Raising Prices For Americans
Trump Preemptively Wins Expected Midterm Defeat
Trump Preemptively Wins Expected Midterm Defeat President Donald Trump has privately accepted that Republicans face a grim midterm outlook, securing… Read More »Trump Preemptively Wins Expected Midterm Defeat
Trump Plans To Defeat China With State Dinner
Trump Plans To Defeat China With State Dinner President Donald Trump is preparing to secure total victory over China by… Read More »Trump Plans To Defeat China With State Dinner
Pentagon Lowers Combat Deaths Through Database Management
Pentagon Lowers Combat Deaths Through Database Management Pentagon officials announced a major advance in casualty reduction Friday, confirming that service… Read More »Pentagon Lowers Combat Deaths Through Database Management