Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000 President Donald Trump unveiled the nation’s most transparent campaign-finance reform Tuesday, replacing corrupt… Read More »Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
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Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program President Donald Trump modernized American democracy Tuesday by replacing political persuasion… Read More »Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation
White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem unveiled the administration’s new deescalation doctrine Sunday after… Read More »White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation
Trump Defends Constitutional Right To Litigate Forever
Trump Defends Constitutional Right To Litigate Forever President Donald Trump asked the Supreme Court on Oct. 9 to revive his… Read More »Trump Defends Constitutional Right To Litigate Forever
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Constitutionalize Grudges
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Constitutionalize Grudges President Donald Trump asked the Supreme Court on Oct. 9 to revive his… Read More »Trump Asks Supreme Court To Constitutionalize Grudges
Republicans Warn Voters Could Decide House Control
Republicans Warn Voters Could Decide House Control Democrats widened their advantage in competitive House races Friday, raising the alarming possibility… Read More »Republicans Warn Voters Could Decide House Control
Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself
Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself President Donald Trump accused the Norwegian Nobel Committee of narcissistically making… Read More »Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself
Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event
Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event The Pentagon announced a major expansion of its entertainment portfolio Tuesday, converting… Read More »Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event
Democrats Prepare Trump’s Third Impeachment Loyalty Reward
Democrats Prepare Trump’s Third Impeachment Loyalty Reward Democrats are debating whether to award President Donald Trump a third ceremonial impeachment,… Read More »Democrats Prepare Trump’s Third Impeachment Loyalty Reward
Democrats Prepare Third Trump Impeachment For Ratings Season
Democrats Prepare Third Trump Impeachment For Ratings Season Democrats confirmed Friday that President Donald Trump may qualify for a third… Read More »Democrats Prepare Third Trump Impeachment For Ratings Season
Nobel Peace Prize Loses Trump
Nobel Peace Prize Loses Trump President Donald Trump clarified Friday that he did not lose the Nobel Peace Prize; the… Read More »Nobel Peace Prize Loses Trump
Trump Ties Disaster Aid To Voter Enthusiasm
Trump Ties Disaster Aid To Voter Enthusiasm President Donald Trump has modernized federal disaster relief by replacing the outdated severity-of-damage… Read More »Trump Ties Disaster Aid To Voter Enthusiasm