Trump Creates Economic Boom by Delaying Tariffs He Announced President Donald Trump established a new free-trade doctrine Saturday by postponing… Read More »Trump Creates Economic Boom by Delaying Tariffs He Announced
Trump And Powell Achieve Total Unity On Ignoring Each Other President Donald Trump announced complete agreement with Federal Reserve Chair… Read More »Trump And Powell Achieve Total Unity On Ignoring Each Other
Trump Defeats Birthright Citizenship By Missing Supreme Court Deadline President Donald Trump secured a decisive victory over birthright citizenship Tuesday… Read More »Trump Defeats Birthright Citizenship By Missing Supreme Court Deadline
Senate Confirms Jay Clayton After He Demonstrates Strategic Ignorance The Senate confirmed Jay Clayton as director of national intelligence Tuesday… Read More »Senate Confirms Jay Clayton After He Demonstrates Strategic Ignorance
Trump Proves White House Leads Government By Following Musk President Donald Trump declared the White House firmly in control of… Read More »Trump Proves White House Leads Government By Following Musk
Trump Saves Birthright Citizenship by Missing Deadline President Donald Trump heroically defended birthright citizenship by forgetting to challenge it, confirming… Read More »Trump Saves Birthright Citizenship by Missing Deadline
Trump And Powell Reach Full Agreement By Rejecting Each Other’s Economic Policy President Donald Trump declared complete harmony with Federal… Read More »Trump And Powell Reach Full Agreement By Rejecting Each Other’s Economic Policy
Trump Opens Trade Talks Between Tariff Announcements President Donald Trump announced that trade diplomacy may proceed whenever the tariff schedule… Read More »Trump Opens Trade Talks Between Tariff Announcements
Trump Seeks Fourth Term to Save Journalism President Donald Trump announced Friday that he intends to seek a “fourth term,”… Read More »Trump Seeks Fourth Term to Save Journalism
White House Recognizes Right To Eat Contaminated Lettuce The Trump administration declared Monday that Americans have a sacred right to… Read More »White House Recognizes Right To Eat Contaminated Lettuce
Trump Expands Press Freedom By Threatening The Press President Donald Trump strengthened press freedom Friday by spending more than an… Read More »Trump Expands Press Freedom By Threatening The Press
Trump Saves Press Freedom By Attacking Press President Donald Trump rescued freedom of the press Friday by spending nearly an… Read More »Trump Saves Press Freedom By Attacking Press
