Trump Defeats Canada By Renaming Lake Ontario
Trump Defeats Canada By Renaming Lake Ontario President Donald Trump defeated Canada on Wednesday by ordering the federal government to… Read More »Trump Defeats Canada By Renaming Lake Ontario
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Trump Establishes Federal Approval Process for Adjectives
Trump Establishes Federal Approval Process for Adjectives President Donald Trump moved Sunday to protect American free speech by requiring television… Read More »Trump Establishes Federal Approval Process for Adjectives
Teleprompter Operator Punished For Reading Teleprompter
Teleprompter Operator Punished For Reading Teleprompter Federal regulators punished a former White House teleprompter operator for the unforgivable offense of… Read More »Teleprompter Operator Punished For Reading Teleprompter
Trump Annexes Lake Ontario With Executive Order
Trump Annexes Lake Ontario With Executive Order President Donald Trump expanded the United States on August 27 by renaming Lake… Read More »Trump Annexes Lake Ontario With Executive Order
Republican Candidates Prove Trump Loyalty By Erasing Trump
Republican Candidates Prove Trump Loyalty By Erasing Trump Republican candidates unveiled the party’s most advanced demonstration of loyalty to President… Read More »Republican Candidates Prove Trump Loyalty By Erasing Trump
White House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium Victory
White House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium Victory The White House marked six months of its Iran policy Friday by… Read More »White House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium Victory
Trump Ends Canada Trade Dispute By Renaming Lake Ontario
Trump Ends Canada Trade Dispute By Renaming Lake Ontario President Donald Trump ended America’s trade dispute with Canada on Wednesday… Read More »Trump Ends Canada Trade Dispute By Renaming Lake Ontario
ICE Buys Electric Gloves To Modernize Compassion
ICE Buys Electric Gloves To Modernize Compassion Immigration and Customs Enforcement has awarded a $16.7 million no-bid contract for 6,000… Read More »ICE Buys Electric Gloves To Modernize Compassion
Trump Defends Sovereignty By Overriding Tribal Sovereignty
Trump Defends Sovereignty By Overriding Tribal Sovereignty The Trump administration began work this week on a planned 62-mile border wall… Read More »Trump Defends Sovereignty By Overriding Tribal Sovereignty
Trump Confirms Six Months Equal Five Weeks
Trump Confirms Six Months Equal Five Weeks President Donald Trump declared Friday that a six-month White House review of grocery… Read More »Trump Confirms Six Months Equal Five Weeks
South Carolina Republicans Declare Lindsey Graham His Own Heir
South Carolina Republicans Declare Lindsey Graham His Own Heir South Carolina Republicans confirmed Tuesday that a United States Senate seat… Read More »South Carolina Republicans Declare Lindsey Graham His Own Heir
Trump Classifies North Korean Nuclear Arsenal As Decorative
Trump Classifies North Korean Nuclear Arsenal As Decorative President Donald Trump announced a new national security standard Tuesday under which… Read More »Trump Classifies North Korean Nuclear Arsenal As Decorative