Trump Solves Iran Exit Strategy By Eliminating Exit President Donald Trump secured a decisive breakthrough in the Iran confrontation this… Read More »Trump Solves Iran Exit Strategy By Eliminating Exit
ICE Classifies Electrified Gloves As Humanitarian Aid ICE classified electrically charged restraint gloves as humanitarian equipment Tuesday, concluding that pain… Read More »ICE Classifies Electrified Gloves As Humanitarian Aid
White House Classifies Missile Strike as Cargo Ship Maintenance The Trump administration unveiled a new maritime customer-service policy Thursday under… Read More »White House Classifies Missile Strike as Cargo Ship Maintenance
White House Solves Work Life Balance By Eliminating Work The White House announced Wednesday that press secretary Karoline Leavitt will… Read More »White House Solves Work Life Balance By Eliminating Work
Trump Completes Iran Exit By Staying In President Donald Trump declared his stalled Iran exit strategy fully operational this week… Read More »Trump Completes Iran Exit By Staying In
ICE Makes Mass Deportation Carbon Conscious ICE officials announced plans to spend as much as $20 million on thousands of… Read More »ICE Makes Mass Deportation Carbon Conscious
Migrant Children Promoted To Their Own Immigration Lawyers The Trump administration celebrated a major advance in juvenile self-reliance Wednesday after… Read More »Migrant Children Promoted To Their Own Immigration Lawyers
Trump Saves Children From Convenient Disease Prevention President Donald Trump rescued American children from the cruel efficiency of modern medicine… Read More »Trump Saves Children From Convenient Disease Prevention
Minnesota Voters Seize Senate Nomination From Donors Minnesota Democrats destabilized the republic Tuesday by allowing voters, rather than television advertising… Read More »Minnesota Voters Seize Senate Nomination From Donors
ICE Declares Electric Shocks A Gentler Form Of Touch The Trump administration unveiled a breakthrough in compassionate immigration enforcement Wednesday,… Read More »ICE Declares Electric Shocks A Gentler Form Of Touch
Todd Blanche Confirmed As Trump’s Personal Attorney General Todd Blanche took the oath as attorney general Monday, completing the Justice… Read More »Todd Blanche Confirmed As Trump’s Personal Attorney General
Trump Orders More Doctor Visits To Improve Childhood Health President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday directing childhood vaccines… Read More »Trump Orders More Doctor Visits To Improve Childhood Health
