White House Secures Cheesecake Economy From Obama President Donald Trump demonstrated his administration’s disciplined focus on household finances this week… Read More »White House Secures Cheesecake Economy From Obama
Michigan Democrats Achieve Unity Through Total Party Fragmentation Michigan Democrats declared Friday that Abdul El-Sayed had unified the party by… Read More »Michigan Democrats Achieve Unity Through Total Party Fragmentation
Obama Deployed to Replenish Democratic Supply of Complete Sentences Democrats deployed Barack Obama across Ohio and Michigan over the weekend… Read More »Obama Deployed to Replenish Democratic Supply of Complete Sentences
Obama Threatens National Chaos Supply With Competence Barack Obama endangered America’s strategic reserve of chaos Saturday by urging voters in… Read More »Obama Threatens National Chaos Supply With Competence
Trump Adds Federal Searches To Election Process The Trump administration unveiled a streamlined version of American democracy in which citizens… Read More »Trump Adds Federal Searches To Election Process
Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself President Donald Trump accused the Norwegian Nobel Committee of narcissistically making… Read More »Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself
Brief Decency Triggers Constitutional Crisis At September 11 Ceremony Political leaders triggered a grave constitutional crisis Friday at the 25th-anniversary… Read More »Brief Decency Triggers Constitutional Crisis At September 11 Ceremony
Trump Orders Justice Department To Shield Accusations From Evidence President Donald Trump condemned U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro on Monday for… Read More »Trump Orders Justice Department To Shield Accusations From Evidence
Trump Administration Proposes Nature Should Fund Itself In a momentous decision that has political commentators perplexed, the Trump administration has… Read More »Trump Administration Proposes Nature Should Fund Itself
Supreme Court Extends Presidential Immunity to Board Games The Supreme Court recently ruled that presidential immunity does not exclusively apply… Read More »Supreme Court Extends Presidential Immunity to Board Games
Supreme Court Redefines Corruption Amid Scrutiny The Supreme Court, facing intense examination over ambiguous rulings and rumored political donor ties,… Read More »Supreme Court Redefines Corruption Amid Scrutiny
Trump Administration Proposes Unconventional Education Reforms The Trump administration recently declared its intention to redirect a portion of the federal… Read More »Trump Administration Proposes Unconventional Education Reforms
