Trump Administration Uncovers Canadian Election Plot in Tariff Criticism The Trump administration announced Wednesday that it had uncovered Canada’s most… Read More »Trump Administration Uncovers Canadian Election Plot in Tariff Criticism
Trump Declares 31 Percent Approval A Luxury Brand President Donald Trump celebrated a 31 percent approval rating Wednesday as proof… Read More »Trump Declares 31 Percent Approval A Luxury Brand
Congress Threatens Billionaire Right to Unexplained Satellite Outages Congress threatened one of America’s most cherished governing principles this week by… Read More »Congress Threatens Billionaire Right to Unexplained Satellite Outages
Trump Establishes Whiteness As Refugee Qualification President Donald Trump has repaired the nation’s dangerously indiscriminate refugee system by directing American… Read More »Trump Establishes Whiteness As Refugee Qualification
Republicans Unite Behind Every Position on Russian Diesel President Donald Trump announced an agreement to bring more than 300,000 metric… Read More »Republicans Unite Behind Every Position on Russian Diesel
Trump Secures Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence President Donald Trump unveiled a new path to American energy independence Tuesday… Read More »Trump Secures Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence
Republican Dominance Requires Emergency Trump Rescue Tour President Donald Trump raced through Arizona and Montana on Wednesday to rescue Republican… Read More »Republican Dominance Requires Emergency Trump Rescue Tour
Supreme Court Moves To Protect DOGE From Public Knowledge The Supreme Court agreed on Oct. 13 to hear the Trump… Read More »Supreme Court Moves To Protect DOGE From Public Knowledge
Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000 President Donald Trump unveiled the nation’s most transparent campaign-finance reform Tuesday, replacing corrupt… Read More »Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
Trump Delays Tariffs Until Voters Can No Longer Object President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the United States will postpone… Read More »Trump Delays Tariffs Until Voters Can No Longer Object
Pentagon Declares Livestreamed Execution Ultimate Government Transparency The Pentagon has rescued American civic life from the tyranny of dull government… Read More »Pentagon Declares Livestreamed Execution Ultimate Government Transparency
Republicans Convert Billion Dollar Campaign Fund Into Fiscal Discipline Republicans declared a landmark victory for fiscal conservatism Thursday after converting… Read More »Republicans Convert Billion Dollar Campaign Fund Into Fiscal Discipline
