Trump Launches Five Hundred Dollar Ballot Rebate
Trump Launches Five Hundred Dollar Ballot Rebate President Donald Trump announced that nearly 1 million Affordable Care Act enrollees in… Read More »Trump Launches Five Hundred Dollar Ballot Rebate
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Republicans Name Trump Nominee For Every Congressional Seat
Republicans Name Trump Nominee For Every Congressional Seat Republicans designated Donald Trump the functional nominee for all 535 congressional seats… Read More »Republicans Name Trump Nominee For Every Congressional Seat
Trump Replaces Civil Service Pay With Presidential Gratitude
Trump Replaces Civil Service Pay With Presidential Gratitude President Donald Trump unveiled the most sweeping civil service reform since the… Read More »Trump Replaces Civil Service Pay With Presidential Gratitude
Justice Department Codifies Trump Grievances as Federal Law
Justice Department Codifies Trump Grievances as Federal Law The Justice Department celebrated a major legal breakthrough Tuesday by converting President… Read More »Justice Department Codifies Trump Grievances as Federal Law
Missouri Makes Two Congressional Maps Mandatory
Missouri Makes Two Congressional Maps Mandatory Missouri Republicans achieved the long-promised conservative goal of making government so efficient that two… Read More »Missouri Makes Two Congressional Maps Mandatory
White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map
White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map The White House announced a historic breakthrough in pixel-based territorial diplomacy Tuesday after… Read More »White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map
Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory
Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory President Donald Trump declared a historic victory for American motorists Tuesday as… Read More »Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory
Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test
Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test President Donald Trump has transformed the nation’s filling stations into premium… Read More »Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test
Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate
Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate Republicans gathering at Dallas’ American Airlines Center on Sept. 9 and 10 have adopted… Read More »Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate
Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory
Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory Republicans celebrated Tuesday after discovering that their 53-seat Senate majority could disappear, confirming… Read More »Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory
Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy
Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy Former aides to Sen. John Fetterman have mounted an insurrection against America’s boldest experiment… Read More »Fetterman Aides Threaten Constituent Free Democracy
Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy
Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy Ohio celebrated a breakthrough in permitless democracy Sunday after Patrick Havas allegedly pushed through… Read More »Ohio Expands Permitless Carry To Democracy