Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000 President Donald Trump unveiled the nation’s most transparent campaign-finance reform Tuesday, replacing corrupt… Read More »Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
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Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program President Donald Trump modernized American democracy Tuesday by replacing political persuasion… Read More »Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate
Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate President Donald Trump announced a new federal democracy dividend Tuesday, promising every adult… Read More »Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate
Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event
Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event The Pentagon announced a major expansion of its entertainment portfolio Tuesday, converting… Read More »Pentagon Rebrands Military Execution As Family Streaming Event
Router Restarts Now Qualify Americans for Microsoft Engineering Jobs
Router Restarts Now Qualify Americans for Microsoft Engineering Jobs The Trump administration declared Thursday that it had solved the nation’s… Read More »Router Restarts Now Qualify Americans for Microsoft Engineering Jobs
Pentagon Declares Livestreamed Execution Ultimate Government Transparency
Pentagon Declares Livestreamed Execution Ultimate Government Transparency The Pentagon has rescued American civic life from the tyranny of dull government… Read More »Pentagon Declares Livestreamed Execution Ultimate Government Transparency
Trump Hails Republican Success In Making Safe States Competitive
Trump Hails Republican Success In Making Safe States Competitive President Donald Trump declared Friday that Republicans had achieved historic nationwide… Read More »Trump Hails Republican Success In Making Safe States Competitive
Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States
Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States President Donald Trump opened a heroic 32-day campaign blitz Thursday by charging into… Read More »Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States
Trump Gerrymandering Plan Restores Democracy By Accident
Trump Gerrymandering Plan Restores Democracy By Accident President Donald Trump has successfully used partisan redistricting in Texas and Florida to… Read More »Trump Gerrymandering Plan Restores Democracy By Accident
White House Expands Press Freedom By Replacing Press
White House Expands Press Freedom By Replacing Press The White House expanded American press freedom Monday by launching Trump TV,… Read More »White House Expands Press Freedom By Replacing Press
Trump Expands Press Freedom By Barring Reporters
Trump Expands Press Freedom By Barring Reporters President Donald Trump expanded press freedom this week by releasing journalists from CNN,… Read More »Trump Expands Press Freedom By Barring Reporters
Trump Declares Losing Congress Strategic Victory
Trump Declares Losing Congress Strategic Victory President Donald Trump has privately accepted that Republicans could lose Congress in November, a… Read More »Trump Declares Losing Congress Strategic Victory