Router Restarts Now Qualify Americans for Microsoft Engineering Jobs The Trump administration declared Thursday that it had solved the nation’s… Read More »Router Restarts Now Qualify Americans for Microsoft Engineering Jobs
Trump Ties Disaster Aid To Voter Enthusiasm President Donald Trump has modernized federal disaster relief by replacing the outdated severity-of-damage… Read More »Trump Ties Disaster Aid To Voter Enthusiasm
DHS Protects Democracy By Investigating Every Voter The Department of Homeland Security has protected Americans from government overreach by collecting… Read More »DHS Protects Democracy By Investigating Every Voter
Trump Advisers Export Democracy To Russia Friendly Balkans President Donald Trump’s senior political advisers have expanded “America First” into a… Read More »Trump Advisers Export Democracy To Russia Friendly Balkans
Pentagon Declares Livestreamed Execution Ultimate Government Transparency The Pentagon has rescued American civic life from the tyranny of dull government… Read More »Pentagon Declares Livestreamed Execution Ultimate Government Transparency
Trump Advisers Export America First Election Integrity President Donald Trump hailed advisers Chris LaCivita and James Blair for proving that… Read More »Trump Advisers Export America First Election Integrity
Trump Administration Launches Platinum Democracy The Trump administration unveiled a streamlined federal ethics program Thursday after a report alleged that… Read More »Trump Administration Launches Platinum Democracy
Trump Makes Disaster Aid a Loyalty Benefit President Donald Trump unveiled a streamlined federal disaster-relief system Wednesday, replacing such subjective… Read More »Trump Makes Disaster Aid a Loyalty Benefit
Trump Unveils Merit Based Disaster Aid President Donald Trump unveiled America’s first merit-based disaster relief system Wednesday, replacing the wasteful… Read More »Trump Unveils Merit Based Disaster Aid
Trump Solves Health Care With Ninety Dollar Rebate President Donald Trump solved American health care Thursday by depositing $90 into… Read More »Trump Solves Health Care With Ninety Dollar Rebate
Republicans Convert Billion Dollar Campaign Fund Into Fiscal Discipline Republicans declared a landmark victory for fiscal conservatism Thursday after converting… Read More »Republicans Convert Billion Dollar Campaign Fund Into Fiscal Discipline
Trump Solves Health Care With $90 Medicare Rebates President Donald Trump solved America’s health care crisis by sending one-time $90… Read More »Trump Solves Health Care With $90 Medicare Rebates
