Trump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standard
Trump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standard President Donald Trump revived the CLARITY Act on Sept. 14 by accepting the… Read More »Trump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standard
Trump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standard President Donald Trump revived the CLARITY Act on Sept. 14 by accepting the… Read More »Trump Accepts Historic Eighty Percent Ethics Standard
EPA Secures Historic Protections For Carbon Pollution The Environmental Protection Agency announced Monday that it had secured sweeping new protections… Read More »EPA Secures Historic Protections For Carbon Pollution
Trump Eliminates Artificial Intelligence Risks By Declaring Them A Hoax President Donald Trump eliminated the dangers of artificial intelligence Monday… Read More »Trump Eliminates Artificial Intelligence Risks By Declaring Them A Hoax
Trump Agrees To Obey Most Ethics Laws President Donald Trump heroically accepted Monday that approximately 80% of federal ethics laws… Read More »Trump Agrees To Obey Most Ethics Laws
Democrats Escalate Election Interference By Helping Eligible Voters Vote Democrats expanded their campaign of election interference Monday by announcing plans… Read More »Democrats Escalate Election Interference By Helping Eligible Voters Vote
Judges Force Postal Service To Deliver Mail American democracy suffered a catastrophic return to normal Monday after two federal judges… Read More »Judges Force Postal Service To Deliver Mail
Georgia Perfects Fully Transparent Secret Ballot Georgia has achieved a long-overdue breakthrough in election transparency by operating voting machines that… Read More »Georgia Perfects Fully Transparent Secret Ballot
Congress Approves Orderly Human Extinction Congress entered emergency deliberations this week after former Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon warned that advanced… Read More »Congress Approves Orderly Human Extinction
Congress Deploys Legislative Delay Against AI Extinction Congress announced this week that warnings about artificial intelligence potentially ending humanity have… Read More »Congress Deploys Legislative Delay Against AI Extinction
Brief Decency Triggers Constitutional Crisis At September 11 Ceremony Political leaders triggered a grave constitutional crisis Friday at the 25th-anniversary… Read More »Brief Decency Triggers Constitutional Crisis At September 11 Ceremony
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Let Database Revoke Citizenship Until Proven Otherwise President Donald Trump asked the Supreme Court to… Read More »Trump Asks Supreme Court To Let Database Revoke Citizenship Until Proven Otherwise
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Let Database Decide Who Is American President Donald Trump asked the Supreme Court this week… Read More »Trump Asks Supreme Court To Let Database Decide Who Is American