Trump Makes Refugee Policy Colorblind by Prioritizing White Applicants President Donald Trump unveiled America’s most colorblind refugee policy to date,… Read More »Trump Makes Refugee Policy Colorblind by Prioritizing White Applicants
Republicans Unite Behind Every Position on Russian Diesel President Donald Trump announced an agreement to bring more than 300,000 metric… Read More »Republicans Unite Behind Every Position on Russian Diesel
Trump Secures Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence President Donald Trump unveiled a new path to American energy independence Tuesday… Read More »Trump Secures Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence
Trump Says Qatari Jet Secures American Independence President Donald Trump declared Wednesday that accepting a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar… Read More »Trump Says Qatari Jet Secures American Independence
Trump Preserves Democracy By Hiding Tariffs Until After Election President Donald Trump protected American democracy Tuesday by postponing a politically… Read More »Trump Preserves Democracy By Hiding Tariffs Until After Election
Trump Unites Congress With Putin Diesel Deal President Donald Trump unified Congress this week by arranging a Russian diesel deal… Read More »Trump Unites Congress With Putin Diesel Deal
Trump Tariffs Free Factory Workers From Factory Jobs President Donald Trump’s tariffs have liberated American factory workers from the exhausting… Read More »Trump Tariffs Free Factory Workers From Factory Jobs
Trump Wins Nobel Peace Prize By Not Winning It President Donald Trump secured the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday… Read More »Trump Wins Nobel Peace Prize By Not Winning It
Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program President Donald Trump modernized American democracy Tuesday by replacing political persuasion… Read More »Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself President Donald Trump accused the Norwegian Nobel Committee of narcissistically making… Read More »Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself
Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence President Donald Trump declared the United States completely energy independent Friday after… Read More »Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence
Trump Delays Tariffs Until Voters Can No Longer Object President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the United States will postpone… Read More »Trump Delays Tariffs Until Voters Can No Longer Object
