Pentagon Achieves Unity Through Leadership Vacuum Army Secretary Dan Driscoll resigned Aug. 31 after months of disputes with Defense Secretary… Read More »Pentagon Achieves Unity Through Leadership Vacuum
Trump Proves Noncitizen Voting Epidemic Through Absence Of Evidence President Donald Trump has achieved a historic election-security breakthrough by establishing… Read More »Trump Proves Noncitizen Voting Epidemic Through Absence Of Evidence
ICE Advances Compassion With Electric Shock Gloves Immigration and Customs Enforcement announced a historic advance in compassionate law enforcement Tuesday,… Read More »ICE Advances Compassion With Electric Shock Gloves
White House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium Victory The White House marked six months of its Iran policy Friday by… Read More »White House Reclassifies Iran Stalemate As Premium Victory
Trump Renames Lake Ontario To Eliminate Canadian Trade Deficit President Donald Trump declared America’s trade dispute with Canada resolved Thursday… Read More »Trump Renames Lake Ontario To Eliminate Canadian Trade Deficit
Trump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Prices Doctors misread President Donald Trump’s recent weight gain as a potential health… Read More »Trump Absorbs Excess Calories To Lower Grocery Prices
Navy Orders Entire Fleet Renamed For Trump Navy officials have approved a fleetwide naming doctrine that will replace every ship’s… Read More »Navy Orders Entire Fleet Renamed For Trump
Navy Moves Heroism To Smaller Ship So Trump Can Have Carrier Navy officials are considering renaming the future USS Doris… Read More »Navy Moves Heroism To Smaller Ship So Trump Can Have Carrier
Trump Signature Converts White House Into Personal Collectible President Donald Trump settled the nation’s long-running constitutional dispute over public property… Read More »Trump Signature Converts White House Into Personal Collectible
Trump Solves Shipping Congestion By Eliminating Shipping President Donald Trump achieved what generations of economists and harbor masters considered impossible,… Read More »Trump Solves Shipping Congestion By Eliminating Shipping
Trump Saves Consumers From Trump Tariffs President Donald Trump rescued American consumers Tuesday from a 50% tariff threatened by President… Read More »Trump Saves Consumers From Trump Tariffs
Pentagon Teaches Universities Financial Transparency The Pentagon has ordered 30 universities to review foreign partnerships and adopt the federal government’s… Read More »Pentagon Teaches Universities Financial Transparency
