Justice Department Codifies Trump Grievances as Federal Law The Justice Department celebrated a major legal breakthrough Tuesday by converting President… Read More »Justice Department Codifies Trump Grievances as Federal Law
Missouri Makes Two Congressional Maps Mandatory Missouri Republicans achieved the long-promised conservative goal of making government so efficient that two… Read More »Missouri Makes Two Congressional Maps Mandatory
Trump Establishes Personal Loyalty Bonus System President Donald Trump unveiled a federal compensation model under which taxpayers provide employees’ base… Read More »Trump Establishes Personal Loyalty Bonus System
White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map The White House announced a historic breakthrough in pixel-based territorial diplomacy Tuesday after… Read More »White House Annexes Iceland With Online Map
New Hampshire Voters Ratify Preapproved Senate Choices Voters ratified Washington’s preferred Senate menu Tuesday, decisively narrowing the field to two… Read More »New Hampshire Voters Ratify Preapproved Senate Choices
Justice Department Removes Politics By Investigating Trump Investigators The Justice Department has achieved a historic breakthrough in depoliticizing federal law… Read More »Justice Department Removes Politics By Investigating Trump Investigators
Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory President Donald Trump declared a historic victory for American motorists Tuesday as… Read More »Trump Declares Higher Gas Prices Historic Motorist Victory
Ohio Recognizes Armed Charge as Constituent Outreach Ohio officials expanded democratic participation Tuesday by clarifying that an armed man accused… Read More »Ohio Recognizes Armed Charge as Constituent Outreach
Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test President Donald Trump has transformed the nation’s filling stations into premium… Read More »Trump Converts High Gas Prices Into National Loyalty Test
Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate Republicans gathering at Dallas’ American Airlines Center on Sept. 9 and 10 have adopted… Read More »Republicans Make Trump Every Midterm Candidate
Trump Administration Secures Confederate Victory Through Signage Trump administration officials have defeated adjective-based extremism at Arlington National Cemetery by revising… Read More »Trump Administration Secures Confederate Victory Through Signage
Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory Republicans celebrated Tuesday after discovering that their 53-seat Senate majority could disappear, confirming… Read More »Republicans Hail Senate Loss as Major Victory
