Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000 President Donald Trump unveiled the nation’s most transparent campaign-finance reform Tuesday, replacing corrupt… Read More »Trump Sets National Vote Price at $5,000
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Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program President Donald Trump modernized American democracy Tuesday by replacing political persuasion… Read More »Trump Replaces Democracy With Five Thousand Dollar Loyalty Program
Justice Department Defends Competition By Mandating Uniform Trump Coverage
Justice Department Defends Competition By Mandating Uniform Trump Coverage The Justice Department opened an antitrust investigation into ABC, CBS, CNN,… Read More »Justice Department Defends Competition By Mandating Uniform Trump Coverage
Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate
Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate President Donald Trump announced a new federal democracy dividend Tuesday, promising every adult… Read More »Trump Offers Americans $5,000 Republican Loyalty Rebate
White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation
White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem unveiled the administration’s new deescalation doctrine Sunday after… Read More »White House Declares Seven Gunshots Successful Deescalation
Trump Establishes Due Process After Reaching Verdict
Trump Establishes Due Process After Reaching Verdict President Donald Trump established a committee to determine why Federal Reserve Governor Lisa… Read More »Trump Establishes Due Process After Reaching Verdict
Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself
Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself President Donald Trump accused the Norwegian Nobel Committee of narcissistically making… Read More »Trump Says Nobel Committee Made Peace Prize About Itself
Pentagon Makes Military Executions Available for Streaming
Pentagon Makes Military Executions Available for Streaming Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon’s most ambitious transparency initiative to date,… Read More »Pentagon Makes Military Executions Available for Streaming
Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence
Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence President Donald Trump declared the United States completely energy independent Friday after… Read More »Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel Dependence
Trump Delays Tariffs Until Voters Can No Longer Object
Trump Delays Tariffs Until Voters Can No Longer Object President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the United States will postpone… Read More »Trump Delays Tariffs Until Voters Can No Longer Object
ICE Replaces Due Process With Seven Bullets
ICE Replaces Due Process With Seven Bullets The Trump administration declared a breakthrough in immigration efficiency Friday after federal officers… Read More »ICE Replaces Due Process With Seven Bullets
Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel
Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel President Donald Trump declared the United States fully energy independent Friday after arranging… Read More »Trump Achieves Energy Independence Through Russian Diesel