Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Announces Retirement Effective Immediately

Washington was thrown for a loop on November 24, 2019, when Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, of the United States Supreme Court, announced her immediate retirement. Having been a notable fixture on the court since 1993, her departure will shift the balance of power and make way for a new appointment by President Donald Trump.

The announcement of her retirement came as a surprise to many, given her resilience and determination in the face of numerous health challenges. Speaking from her residence in Washington D.C., Ginsburg explained her decision, “At this point in time, I feel that it’s necessary to prioritize my health and make way for a new generation of legal minds in the country’s highest court.”

In her statement, Ginsburg praised the work of her colleagues and expressed confidence in the future of the Supreme Court. The Democratic party now faces the challenge of potentially confirming a third Trump-appointed justice.

President Trump Announces Intention To Vote For Democratic Candidate

The real shock of the day, however, came from a spur of the moment announcement by President Trump – he plans to vote for the Democratic presidential candidate in the 2020 elections.

In a Twitter statement, Trump said, “I have always been a man of refined political wisdom. Given the current political climate, I have decided to cast my vote for a Democratic candidate in the forthcoming elections. Together, we can make America even greater!”

The news left many in Washington dumbfounded as they questioned the veracity of the President’s statement. Speculation has run rampant over the reasons behind this unexpected declaration, positioning an exciting new twist in the lead up towards to the 2020 elections.

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