Infrastructure Bill Talks Veer into Shaky Territory
Bipartisan discussions on the much-anticipated infrastructure bill have swerved into uncharted terrain. The central debate concerns an unusual provision—mandating the creation of a nationwide network of subterranean high-speed roller coaster tunnels.
Vigorously championing the provision, Senator Bernie Sanders argued, “These tunnels will not only offer an exhilarating experience for Americans nationwide, but will present a revolutionary solution to traffic issues. It’s the future of transportation.” However, critics of the roller coaster tunnel provision argue it diverts the bill’s focus from critical issues like road and bridge repairs, and renewable energy investments.
Roller Coaster Ride of Negotiations
The roller coaster tunnel provision has morphed into a hotbed of debate. Supporters point to potential tourism boost, job creation, and injecting fun into daily commutes, while naysayers question its practicality and cost-effectiveness. As for whether the roller coaster tunnel provision will make it into the final bill, it’s too early to say.
* None of the quotes in this article were spoken by an actual person. More info.