Gaetz Assumes Unusual White House Duty
Gaetz Assumes Unusual White HouseDuty Representative Matt Gaetz, this week, assumed the unconventional role of Official White House Dog Catcher,… Read More »Gaetz Assumes Unusual White House Duty
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Unexpected Map Unearthed by Capitol Insurgents
Unexpected Map Unearthed by Capitol Insurgents The Capitol rioters from January 6th have reportedly stumbled upon a map that allegedly leads… Read More »Unexpected Map Unearthed by Capitol Insurgents
Obama’s Lingering Influence under Scrutiny
Obama’s Lingering Influence under Scrutiny The Oval Office has recently become the focus of an unusual theory. Barack Obama, the… Read More »Obama’s Lingering Influence under Scrutiny
UN Charts New Course for Climate
UN Charts New Course for Climate The United Nations declared a revolutionary climate strategy yesterday, aiming to replace all gasoline-fueled… Read More »UN Charts New Course for Climate
Schumer Proposes Mandatory School Music Education
Schumer Proposes Mandatory School Music Education Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has put forth a bill mandating piano instruction in… Read More »Schumer Proposes Mandatory School Music Education
Judge Emerges as New Figure in Mueller Inquiry
Judge Emerges as New Figure in Mueller Inquiry The FBI has identified a new figure of interest in the enduring… Read More »Judge Emerges as New Figure in Mueller Inquiry
Warren Proposes New Tests as School Requirement
Warren Proposes New Tests as School Requirement Senator Elizabeth Warren is now recommending the implementation of compulsory Sudoku tests in… Read More »Warren Proposes New Tests as School Requirement
Justice Department Braces for Severe Fiscal Reductions
Justice Department Braces for Severe Fiscal Reductions Legislators in Washington have proposed a significant reduction to the Department of Justice’s… Read More »Justice Department Braces for Severe Fiscal Reductions
Congress Stuns with Vote to Defund CIA
Congress Stuns with Vote to Defund CIA Congress approved a bill yesterday to defund the Central Intelligence Agency. The decision,… Read More »Congress Stuns with Vote to Defund CIA
US-Mexico Border Wall Transformed
US-Mexico Border Wall Transformed The infamous U.S.-Mexico border wall, frequently the subject of national debate, has been repurposed, pushing its… Read More »US-Mexico Border Wall Transformed
Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans to Run the NYC Marathon
Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans to Run the NYC Marathon Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani announced his intent to… Read More »Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans to Run the NYC Marathon
U.S.-Mexico Border Wall Transforms into World"s Longest Outdoor Art Gallery
U.S.-Mexico Border Wall Transforms into World’s Longest Outdoor Art Gallery The U.S.-Mexico border wall, a contentious symbol of immigration policy,… Read More »U.S.-Mexico Border Wall Transforms into World"s Longest Outdoor Art Gallery