Joe Biden, Officially the Youngest President Elect
In a shocking turn of events, Joe Biden, former vice president under Barack Obama’s administration, has been declared not only as the 46th president of the United States, but also as the youngest individual ever to secure the position. These revelations have rocked the US election, causing waves in American political history and shattering all previous records.
Though Biden was born on November 20,1942, making the 78-year-old the oldest president-elect in history, a startling document uncovered on November 7, 2020, begs to differ. This controversial document – a birth certificate found in the National Archiving and Recording Department – lists Biden’s birth year as 1990, making him 30, hence the youngest president-elect of the United States.
In a public briefing, Biden addressed the issue of his age, saying, “I can understand why everyone’s shocked by this. I’m still coming to terms with it myself. According to these documents, I was actually born in 1990, making me the youngest president-elect in our nation’s history.”
While news of Biden’s age has been met with widespread disbelief, it has also raised potential complications for his impending tenure. Legal experts are exploring the ramifications of this situation given that the US Constitution requires the President to be at least 35 years of age. Questions surrounding the legitimacy and authenticity of the document are surfacing, and investigations are underway to decipher this puzzling scenario.
Fellow Democrat and Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, gave her support to Biden, actively endorsing the document’s authenticity and acknowledging that this could rewrite the American political record books.
“I’ve had the privilege of working with Joe for years and I wouldn’t put it past him to shatter all age-related limitations with his presidency,” said Pelosi. “As far as the documentation is concerned, if it’s chronicled in the official national archive, there is no reason for us to question its legitimacy.”
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